Ok, we all know the horrible Mr. Raimi (henceforth to be referred to as "Sinner Sam").
Sinner Sam is the one who brought us such great movies as Evil Dead, and the First Spider-Man movie.
He also brought us the never ending supply of crap that was Hercules, Xena, Young Hercules, Cleopatra 2525, Jack of All Trades, and Spider-man 3.
The master of disaster now has a new serving of shit that he wants to present to us for dinner:
Spider-Man 4.
Yea, fuck that.
If that wasn't bad enough, Sinner Sam is also involved with a "Venom" spin-off.
That's it folks.
We did it for Uwe Boll, we can do it for Sinner Sam.
It's time to force him into retirement. He clearly needs to stop making movies. The only exception would be the occasional Bruce Campbell feature.
Hollywood as a whole needs to stop making Terrible concept programming.
For example:
There is a new show on NBC called "Kings". Nobody watched it, but it was a modern day telling of the story of "David and Goliath".
Yea, and they wondered why it tanked.
And apparently Nicholas Cage wants to do "Ghostrider 2".
No, sorry, fuck you Cage. I suffered through the first one, you are not getting my money a second time.
Each time I hear about a movie it's like Im being shown what months in the future that I will be avoiding the theater like a fat guy avoids a gym.
Fuck you Hollywood, Im revoking your "Entertain America" rights.
From now on, Public user content online, that's the way of the future. Atleast when we watch user-created content, we've got a good impression that it'll be bad, getting sucker punched by Sinner Sam is just not acceptable.
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I couldn't agree with you more my friend. Sinner Sam has ruined one too many movies and has gone on to ruin a great series of books that I grew up reading. Now I see why Terry Goodkind didn't want to sell movie rights for his books because he didn't want his brilliant ideas to end up in the hands of a total asshole like Sinner Sam!!
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