Puritans bred themselve out of existence.

It's Thursday. Which means it's time for another post.
Im gonna skip right past all the festering rat shit and go to the main course.
Frigging Twilight and the new Abstinence movement.

Most of you have heard of Twilight. It's a piece of crap book that got turned into a piece of crap movie. It tells the story of a human girl who falls in love with a vampire. Only this vampire has no fangs. He's a castrated useless puritan douchebag who refuses his new mortal girlfriend sex, and instead stalks her and watches her sleep at night. Oh, and unlike other vampires who burst into flames in sunlight, this one sparkles.

Give me a frigging break.
Vampires are a myth about sexuality. It's the age-old question of "what would you do if you could live forever?"
I don't know about all of you, but refusing sex is not on my list of things to do with immortality.
Vampires are the creatures of the night, inherently sinful and proud of it. They drink blood for fuck's sake. It is an intimate experience, and for some reason this vapid mormon douchebag author feels appropriate to change the entire point and purpose of vampires, yet still call them vampires.
Call them "Puritan douchebag Fairies". Yea, that fits.

But this book/movie franchise wouldn't have a market if it wasn't for the frigging abstinence monkeys.
I read and hear about all these religious groups forming support groups for virgins to keep them pure and save themselves for marriage.
Hate to break it to you guys, but here are the statistics:
Kids who practice "abstinence" delay their sexual awakening, by about 6 months. They then are much more likely to practice unsafe sex.
Also, christian couples have a higher divorce rate than non-christians, for the same reason.

Marriage is out-dated, as is Abstinence. Screw whoever you want, just don't be retarded about it. And don't pine for a "bad-boy" while pretending to be a "good-girl". It's frigging pathetic.