Don't fucking watch this movie. Seriously, I have sat through both twilight movies, THIS IS WORSE! This is almost StarWars X-mas special-bad.
Plot is awful "The world has ended, all humans have either turned into mutants or gone feral. All of your livestock and housepets have turned into giant dinosaurs" This is legit, not making any of this up. All of the monsters are claymation horrifying piles of shit. And the basic theme seems to be "girl is minding her own business, guys attempt to rape her, hero guy rescues her from rapists, hero guy tries to rape her, she runs, into a dinosaur, hero guy rescues her again, repeat.
I almost started screaming at the screen they hurry up and rape her so we could all get on with our lives.
They seem to be constantly traveling, but have no destination, just continuing on to the next location and the next monster.
"B" movies are bad, some are soo bad that they become good, this one does not. I wouldn't even call it a "B" movie, that's too high praise.
Seriously, I cannot warn you away from this film urgently enough. If you want a good laugh, watch the first 5 minutes of it, it's like the old 50's movie commercial where a narrator tells you exactly what's going to happen. That's mildly amusing, but just in how bad it is.
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Check out the non MST3K treatment of Manos - The Hands of Fate. You'll come crying back to this movie.
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